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Fifty Shades of Puddin'
Kindle Edition
Ambrosia Wood doesn't know what she's getting into when she goes to work at the trailer park owned by Curtis Brown, the Donald Trump of Hog Hollow, Tennessee. Can a simple girl who's fresh out of jail survive in his sexy world of bass boats and kink? Waders, mullets, and pork rinds—Oh, my! This is the parody where Fifty Shades of Grey meets Slingblade. It's redneck erotica, y'all. Who knew?

Fifty Shades of Puddin'
Nook Edition
Ambrosia Wood doesn't know what she's getting into when she goes to work at the trailer park owned by Curtis Brown, the Donald Trump of Hog Hollow, Tennessee. Can a simple girl who's fresh out of jail survive in his sexy world of bass boats and kink? Waders, mullets, and pork rinds—Oh, my! This is the parody where Fifty Shades of Grey meets Slingblade. It's redneck erotica, y'all. Who knew?
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